14. HAINT Spirit, Fury
"Haint" is a Deep South colloquialism for "ghost"- usually that of a vengeful woman. The miniature of this monster would depict an Antebellum hag cast in transparent yellow plastic, with a quick shot of white spraypaint applied from above.
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A:07-08-09-08-07-X Bloodlust (Male)
*If this attack succeeds, you may choose to deal no damage; all the target's statistics are -1 until the start of this player's next turn.