50. MOCTEZUMA'S WRATH Fury, Aztec
Moctezuma II was the last ruler of the Aztec empire, killed by Spanish conquerors in 1520- but not before he could pronounce a terrible curse on those invading his lands. This monster represents more of an "effect" than a physical being, similar the the Funhouse in Freakshow. Yeah, I know that there have been some complaints from players, both here and on the old WhizKids forum, about figures that eventually "time out" due to Hourglasses, but I've always had fun playing the Funhouse, trying to "beat the clock" and make it earn its point value before it automatically croaks. And, as a Super-Rare, any player who gets one and doesn't like it would be able to easily trade it away or sell it on eBay to completists... The figure would depict a column of boiling clouds, with skulls emerging from within, and a big Aztec calendar stone floating in the center. It would be cast in transparent red plastic, with the calendar dry-brushed gold.
Plot Twists: +2
M:H- H- H- H- H- H- H- H- H- H- H-X Teleport
D:H-18-17-16-H-17-16-15-H-16-15-X Fury of the Gods (Retributive Strike) / Invisible
*This attack deals no damage; instead all the target's statistics are at -1 until the beginning of this player's next turn.